It’s just like Old Man Winter to come along and snow us in, prevent us from getting to work on time – and remind us how single we really are. During the cold season, you get to see your friends loved up on Christmas Day, proposing on New Years Eve and announcing their first child on Valentine’s Day. Not cool.
There is something achingly romantic about the winter time, but when you’ve been single for way too long, you just remember that you haven’t had someone to warm up too for ages. When was the last time you got to take an idyllic autumn stroll in the park, or kiss your lover under the mistletoe? It just isn’t fair how winter reminds us of all this! If you’ve been single for a while, here are 10 signs that it’s been far too, FAR too long.
If A Guy Checks You Out, There Has To Be Something On Your Face
It’s not only been so long since you were last in a relationship, but it’s also been so long since a guy even checked you out.
In fact, it’s been so long that when a guy does check you out now, you instantly assume that you’ve got something on your face, such as a boil, a wart – or even a piece of food.
But while your last wart vanished over a year ago, your self-esteem is clearly still in the drain.
Everyone Wants To Set You Up
When you’ve been single for too, you start getting set up on pity dates by every friend you’ve ever had – including ones you haven’t seen since high school.
“I’ve got the perfect guy for you!”
Only, he isn’t perfect, and neither were the 234 other “perfect” guys.….READ MORE ON THE NEXT PAGE